Adieu

A month and a half has etched itself on the sands of time, and it's time to bid adieu to Dubai for five months.. Reminiscing on the times I have had here isn't something I'm particularly cock-a-hoop about.. Rather, I can look forward to college life, and what better way to commence than remember the blokes who create the bedlam that is my wing, the characters that have made my college life memrable, for better or for worse!!:-

• Atul: Look forward to 'shoot'ing the bull with u and panda next sem.. Keep me posted as only you can..
• Raghu: Here's to u, neighbour.. Keep the DSL fine-tuned.. And stay pissed with the world..Not to forget, keep commenting on my blog!!
• Kamal: You supposedly live on the same street as me!!! Anyway, your "High Hopes" from me may be fulfilled this sem.. Lets wait and watch.
• Aditya: Can't wait to begin pontificating about the world from our little corner, safe in the knowledge that the world is filled with wastages..
• Jeffrey: Give me your wings, mate!! Here's to another high flying semester.. Hope you're in great shape down there in Kenya bonding with your family..
• Suhail: Less talking, more strumming..
• Srinavin: Merino power!!
• Prasobh: All hail the leader of the DASAs.. Diplomat extraordinaire, authority figure par excellence, the paragon of virtue, the acme of the gasbag..Come back to earth, you flightless fuck!!!!
• Colin: The extraordinary evangelist... Stop the noise pollution from your room or i'll crucify you.. There's going to be a lot of competition for control of the airwaves in our half of the wing.....
• Keyur: Have fun with Colin!!
• Saudi: Say no to looping!!!!
• Siddharth: The austere and nerdy topper that you are, I'm sure you can bear Saudi's looping for another year...
• Chakki: Eh, I miss you, eh.. 9th of July, the day of reckoning!!
• Ramu: The pilferage of your three week old portable computing machine has left me in a state of shell shock..Hope you're following up on that full scholarship to Yale, my friend...
• Fajaz: When you're happy and you know it clap your hands...*clap*clap*, do I hear?
• Shanky: I will not do anything to stem the enormous gush of RBCs, WBCs, platelets and Plasma from you.. My only hope is that you attain menopause asap..
• Tiku: As I write this, I experience a state of suspended animation...Maybe from the Buddha Bar clouding my head
• My sister: I'll disown you if you keep listening to that nasal bastard Himesh Reshammiya..

To all those who I missed and are reading this, sorry.... Additions are welcome.. Preferably doused in venom.....